Posts Tagged ‘孟非

29
Jun
10

If You Are the One:The Crying Soldier(English)

This is the english translation of “If you are the One“. I picked a very self-contradictory show, but man, the pay off is astonishing. Way better than “Big Brother” or “The Biggest Loser”, two shows that China could not possible identify with.

Enjoy.

Host:
Okay, let’s hope our next
Guest’s luck will be better
Let’s get out our third contestant

King of the Pine: (24years old)
Hi everybody, I come from Four Rivers (Sichuan)

Host:
King of the Pine, welcome
Can you please introduce yourself to
Us completely
Age, where you come from

King of the Pine:
I’m 24 years old, and I come from Four Rives

Host:
Become the Capital (Chengdu), Friendship Guest City (Yibin)
Won’t you please explain to all of us
Your uniform

King of the Pine:
I come from Four Rivers province, Become the Capital city
Where I’m a rescuer

Host:
In the midst of that applause
I can imagine
That you have a connection with
All the recent events that have happened within the country
The place of your..
What is the nature of your rescue team?
Full name, please tell us the full name of your unit

King Pine:
National Lotus Military Stationed Jade Spring Algamated Unit

Host:
We can call it the National Rescue Unit
You are not the first person here on this stage
To wear a uniform
But of this special unit
We should say

Cheerful Praise:
The first one

Host:
The first one
We should express to you
A special welcome
How about some applause everyone?

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Host:
Take a look at the 24 girls on stage
Your most favorite is whom?
Please think it over
(#14)
I hope very much that you will be able
To arrive at the “Advantage: Male” stage
When you’ll be able to meet this girl
Face to face

King of the Pine:
Okay

Host:
Okay now?
In front of me, you 24 girls
In regards to his choice of military uniform
Our member of the national rescue unit
What impression do you have?
Please think it over
(First love impressions)

Please make your decision
(20/24 remaining)

Okay, tonight you are the first male
Contestant to enter the
“Remaining in the Top 20” club
Yes, girl #20

Plum Dream Dew: (23 years old, five star hotel marketing director)
I feel he relies solely on his uniform
At my first opportunity I can not reject him because of that
I have a deep-seated admiration towards
His field of work
Thank you

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Thanks Excellence: (22 years old, student)
Previously the earthquake at Green Ocean (Qinghai) Treasure Tree (Baoshu)
Afterwards
Anyways, it really worried people
Therefore, his personal experience
Really makes people admire him
I really want to thank you, really

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Thank Excellence:
Thank you

Host:
I feel we should
We a word of thanks to you
Okay, for the rest of the remaining 20 players
Let’s take a look at his personal information

(Another Love Evaluation)
Hi everybody, my name is King of the Pines
I come from Four Rivers, Friendship Guest City
From the Stationed Jade Spring Rescue team
I started here in the field of rescue
Over three years ago
The number of rescues I’ve performed I don’t remember
From the beginning up to now
I’ve performed tens upon tens of rescues
My most memorable rescue was
When we did the flooding accident
At that time the first floor of a house
Was completely submerged

…and the safety of life
We passed by a small inflatable boat transporting some property
As it returned a little bit of it was lost
I personally felt very proud
Also, my father had gotten sick
During the time he was working in the coal mines
Due to a sudden tear
A tear in the windpipe
Afterwards, he wasn’t able to breathe properly
He contracted chronic bronchitis
Each time I saw my father get sick
I cried
There was this one time my father almost passed away
I was very sad
At that time I hadn’t started to work yet
So I applied for
The coal mine rescue team
I felt very proud
Each person I am able to save
I feel very happy
When we are doing our job as coal mine rescuers
We have one objective and that is
While other people are fleeing to a safer location
We are headed into the danger zone itself
If I can save one person, then I will save one person
If I can save two people, then I will do that
I will fulfill my responsibilities
All of my responsibilities with all of my strength
To go save each person

Host:
We can see that his eyes
Are full of tears
This should be because of his many
Personal experiences and history
There are many things that are hard for us to imagine
As we just saw in that clip there is a phrase
That during a mining disaster
While other people are going someplace safe
You are going towards someplace dangerous
Did any of your co-workers go to
The King Family mountain range mining disaster?

King of the Pine:
I didn’t go
Afterwards, our unit at the Becoming Capital Rescue base
Were sent there

Host:
How many times have you went into a mine
To perform rescue operations?

King of the Pines:
I don’t know how many times
The injury caused to my ear
Happened during one of these mining disasters
During the rescue it got injured

Host:
So you’re saying you already don’t remember the number of times?

King of the Pine:
That’s correct

Host:
Earthquakes, floods, mining disasters: all of these you’ve gone to

King of the Pine:
Yes, earthquakes and mining disasters I have all gone to

Host:
You’ve done this how many times?
Approximately how many times
Have you done this sort and kind of rescue work?

King of the Pine:
I’ve done this job for over three years
And I can’t remember, I’m not sure

Host:
Actually, we really want to know
The specific number
Now if we were in your shoes
Every time we rescued someone
Every minute would likely be
A horrifying experience
But regarding these people
This is just another day on the job
It’s like as if you were to ask a public transportation driver
How many times have you driven on your route
Just the same, he won’t be able to precisely answer you
What we want to know is
As we just saw in the clip
You monthly income
Is 1500 yuan

King of the Pine:
Yes

Host:
This is a
Job in which at any time you can come in contact with death
This income of 1500 yuan a month
We should point out, is rather low
With such little income
You still risk your life in such danger
Where do you get your strength?

King of the Pine:
My strength come from the fact that order to replace national property
I would rather sacrifice myself
And would exchange with the country a loss on my behalf
Seeing other people reunite with their families
I would also cry
We would, how do you say it,
A person’s heart is nurtured, is grown
It’s made all out of emotion
For example, right now all of my co-workers
All of them right now are at Green Ocean (Qinghai) rescuing
We were left behind
Because over there at the Four River (Sichuan)
There were more of us
And we were responsible or that side
A person can’t go to all places at once
Afterwards, I
Went to the front line at Green River (Qinghai) to meet my fellow soldiers
And to the assortment of military and non-military personnel there
I wish to pay my highest respects
(salutes)

Host:
We can imagine
From last year’s Wen river (no meaning) earthquake
To the King Family mountain range mining disaster
You and your fellow soldiers
Have done all of the country’s internal rescue operations

King of the Pine:
We have

Host:
Is there a female contestant
Who would like to ask a question?
I can see #20 Murdering Happy

Murdering Happy:
Please excuse me

Host:
Are you crying?

Murdering Happy: (22 years old, private foreign capital investor)
I’m very sorry
First I’d like to
I am deeply moved by his line of work
That is because
Mainly because of
The emotion he spoke of regarding
His father

Host:
Are you thinking of your own father?

Murdering Happy:
No
I can see that he is deeply moved by his face
And so I, very sorry, I can’t control myself

Host:
Last Name Beautiful, would you like to ask him something?

Last Name Beautiful:
I feel that you are a true man
Really

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Murdering Ocean Peace: (23 years old, private business entrepreneur)
A lot of people say that when I
Speak I say a lot of harsh words
However, I think he has many fellow soldiers
Who certainly watch our show
On TV
I think for this contestant
I will keep my light on for you until the very end
Perhaps we are not suitable for each other
But to show my appreciation and deep thanks to you
As well as to show my appreciation to your fellow soldiers

Host:
Come, let’s take a look at the next short clip
(Relationship experience)

King of the Pine:
The reason I have a child
As well as being married
Is because of my family
Because in my family there is only one child
My grandfather and grandmother and father and mother
All love me dearly with all their hearts
And they are afraid that when while on a rescue mission
Or when I’m rushing to the scene of a rescue
That an accident could happen
They couldn’t see my reasoning
So afterwards they made me get married earlier
And have children earlier
At that time I was not very satisfied
I felt that this kind of marriage
Came too suddenly
I felt as though I couldn’t accept this
But according to my grandfather and grandmother
I dearly love my grandfather and grandmother
After they had explained the reasons to me
I accepted
But now I am very regretful
Because my child now doesn’t have a mother
I hope to find someone understanding
Someone who doesn’t smoke nor drink
As long as she treats me well, my child
Treats my family well, then that will be okay
If she treats my family well
I only have one habitual trait
I am a deeply emotional and affectionate man
For her I would be willing to
Give up my own life
I would be willing

(remaining contestants: 11/24)

Host:
Often we will hear some people say
I am willing to give my life up for you
So to say, the majority of these situations
Is just talk, that’s all
However, we believe
That standing on this stage, this male contestant
Is completely capable of doing just that
Does everyone believe that?
Contestant #14

Yan Trend Good-looking: (24 years old, make-up artist)
However, I don’t think that you should talk like that
Because I know that you are a very filial child
You obey and love your grandfather and grandmother
And you dearly love your child
For them
You must live a good life
You must value your life
Even if you aren’t
Entrusted to your
Family
Likely, I feel
That I am a well satisfied individual
Even if you value your own life
You can’t just lightly say those words
Perhaps you can give your life away
But we need you
Your country needs you

Cheerful Praise: (Founder of the Color Character School)
Contestant #14 rarely speaks out
The reason why she spoke out today
Is because her father
Had left her at a very early age
So therefore once she saw your clip
She would be sympathetic

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Host:
Ocean Peace, do you have anything else to ask?

Murdering Ocean Peace:
Sometimes
We don’t have to
That is to say, each person that does something
Doesn’t have to be so, so, so good
And that’s not to say each earthquake
We all want to go, that is to say, we want to go save people
Sometimes during our lives
Simply just do one thing
Probably this world is not the same
Each good thing
Probably an ambition, that’s not to say
In order to let any number of people appreciate you
Really, is to let each person do more
So the world would be brighter a little more
Like stars in the sky

King of the Pine:
Thank you for your evaluation

Host:
Number 11, “Naughty”
How should I understand
Your light has been on up until now
Is it because you respect his profession
Or is it because you have picked him?

“Naughty”: (24 years old, professional model)
I have no reason to reject him
I feel that he is too great
Actually, I feel that I’m not good enough to be his girlfriend
I can’t be the things you want
You want a lot of things
I have kept my light on for you as a sign of respect
I don’t have any other reason
Sorry

Host:
A young person
So early has already gotten married
Due to family reasons
Right now he is still rearing a child
He has come to this stage
To deal with this in a practical way
To find a himself a female companion
To find his soulmate
A very important element to this is
To find his child
A mother
Therefore in regards to the female contestants on the stage, in this regard
You all have to face
Many other pressures
Cheerful Praise advisor
Do you have any advice for them?

Cheerful Praise:
But all of you have to think carefully
Even if
I have never ever seen before
Such an simple and honest
Man of this type, really beyond the boundary
He probably hasn’t ever personally experienced
Love
That fundamental
Feeling of love has what kind of feeling
But he already has a child
Now, he has come here
But you have to think it over
I am not saying of something lofty and special
But you at the very least need to take into consideration
His marriage experience, he has a child
Are you willing to take care of all of this?
But there is one thing for sure here
Back then, if you have seen
That emotional movie “Titanic”
He is that
Character “Jack” in that movie

Host:
That is what I was just saying
Maybe other men
Will during their sweet talk
Pledge everlasting love
Will say to you, “I’m willing to die for you”
“I willing to do whatever”
Although in each person’s life
Just like Yan Trend Good-looking
We need to respect our own lives
We need to value ourselves
For the sake of our family
For the sake of our country
But I agree with Cheerful Praise’s evaluation
It’s the same
This man is perfectly willing
To lay down his life
For his family
Now, I have to tell you
Congratulations! You made it to the Men’s Advantage Round!

(Reverse Advantage)
(400yuan)

Host:
At the moment, there are four lights still remaining
Your next task will be to
Go over there and turn off the ones you don’t want
And come back here

King of the Pine:
Okay
(salutes the girls he rejects)

Host:
Now let’s invite contestant 11 and 15
To come on down, now let’s see
Who is the girl King of the Pine secretly chose
On the big screen
Number 14, Yan2 Style Good-looking

Host:
It is my impression

That “Naughty” has been here
Relatively few times, isn’t that right?
How many times?
Do you recall?

“Naughty”:
Never

Host:
Did you hear that?
This is “Naughty’s” first time
That she kept her light on for a male contestant
Right until the very end and was invited out to the end
This is her first time

King of the Pine:
Thank you

Host:
Now, this is a rare sight
Okay, your first ability is
From a selection of 10 personal questions from these girls
You can choose one, and to further help you clarify
Take a look on the big screen

King of the Pine:
Okay
“Do you mind if my grandfather and grandmother come live with us?”

Host:
Okay, let’s take a look at question number eight
And the answers of these three girls
“Naughty”: can’t allow
Because if will interfere with my private life
Number 14, Yan2 Style Good-Looking: I don’t mind
Number 15, Warm feeling: I hope we don’t all live together
Your next ability is
To ask a personal question to
Help you further understand

King of the Pine:
I’d like to ask
These female contestants
Would you be willing or not
To raise my child with me
Because I really love her

Host:
Who would you first like to answer?

King of the Pine:
Number 14

Yan2 Style Good-Looking:
I’m going to still say it
Actually, I don’t mind your situation
Your child I also don’t mind
Because I really like kids
Naturally, I would also hope to have kids with you
However, you don’t properly value your life
I know
You could probably do it for the country
Or maybe do it for people you save
Who really need the help
But, I feel you
Honestly don’t know to value your life
You can’t say lightly say things like that
Because you can die

Host:
I think you the background behind why she would say such things
Cheerful Praise advisor
Had already informed us
Do you understand?

King of the Pine:
I understand

Host:
Contestant 15

Warm feeling: (23 years old, sales clerk at a company)
If to say two people can get along
Then a child shouldn’t be as problem
But for your girlfriend you should
Umm
Have a different second half of your life
Even if not for yourself
Do it for her
You should value your own life

Host:
Contestant 11

“Naughty”:
I don’t know
If you understand me
I am a model
In fact, I don’t mind your child
Or anything else in your family
I don’t mind, and I won’t be indifferent
You have a monthly salary of 1500 yuan
However, I want to make this clear to you
For my job each month
I have to fly to many different places
I don’t know if you can accept this

Host:
That’s right
If you want to have a new household
So to say, have someone watch over your child
This is a realistic/practical problem
Because in her line of work
The time she spends at home will not be very much
But she has left her light on to the very end
In this way
Has expressed her
Attitude
And her feeling
I hope that you can
Take their three answers an think it through clearly

King of the Pine:
Host,
If its okay I’d like to say a word

Host:
Please do

King of the Pine:
I’d like to express my appreciation
I highly respect all of you, honestly
(salutes)
I first like to say
That I didn’t say
How do I say it?
Because right now I have a child
I really understand the situation
Although my child’s mother is no longer with us
But I feel my child
Living with my family
I am very happy
I’d like to find a mother who will love him dearly
When his mother first passed
I even kneeled down and asked her
For our child, please don’t go
But she chose to leave
There’s nothing that can be done about it
And maybe it’s because all of my reasons
Because I’m so busy with work
Being a member of the rescue team
And don’t have any time to accompany her
Saving people is my job
Since I have to do it then I’ll do it
And that’s not to say that I will sacrifice my life
Firstly,
National property and public safety
Is our duty as members of the rescue team
And we will fulfill our duties to the very best of our abilites
Although I don’t consider myself to be a great man
But I can be the best that I can be
If all I could exert on my own
Was just a meager strength
Then it would make me happy if I could do that
And if I could exchange with the motherland a loss on my behalf
I also would be very happy

Host:
Good
Thank you
Now it’s time to
Make the final decision

King of the Pine:
Before I make my final decision

Cheerful Praise:
Wait a moment, King of the Pine
Because you do a lot of things
For other people
Therefore
In this regard from my personal perspective
I hope today you can be very happy
When you leave this stage
Now, continuing on you will make a decision
And the host Un-eldest has already explained
The rules of the game to you
I don’t know who you will choose
However, I can very precisely explain to you
In all my time being here
I can understand the object of your affection
She once
This is her second time forgetting herself
There has already been one time in which she could not accept
The reason for not accepting is
She fears the thought of loving a family member
And makes her have no choice
But to accept this fact
Therefore, if you are going to persist
And pick the girl of your dreams, so to say
Because your job
And the line of work you do itself
Will then become her responsibility as well
And leave upon her an indelible impression for life
Therefore you have a chance
Of retreating in defeat
But I really really hope that you
Will be very happy today
With your result today

Host:
I think that you understand
Cheerful Praise’s words

King of the Pine:
I can understand

Host:
Is it clear?

King of the Pine:
Very clear

Host:
Okay, thank you Cheerful Praise
Come and make tonight’s final decision

King of the Pine:
I have stayed true to my feelings and
Stuck with the same person
I still choose contestant 14

Host:
You two ladies please return to your spots

At last, we’ll give you two one minute

King of the Pine:
I am not saying
That what you said about
Me giving my life away for whatever
However, we should consider what context it is in
For example, when I’m saving someone
Each time I am
Rushing to the first one
Why?
Because other people when they are in distress
As a member of the rescue team
The first person to show up on the scene
Sometimes gets hurt
My co-workers as well as my fellow soldiers say, “You’re bleeding
You’ve gotten hurt”
But afterwards we will laugh it off
“No problem”
Anyways
The victims are still inside
We first must take care of this situation
Once we take care of their situation
We will then take care of our own
Our friends come by
And they ask me
Your salary is so low
Why do you have to do this line of work?
I answer that I feel happy
If I can
Save one person
Even though it’s my job
I still feel very happy

Host:
Good
I hope contestant 14
You’ve just passed through a period of time
In which you can understand and sympathize
With his situation
Now it is time for you to make a decision

Yan2 Style Good-Looking:
I know that you have your way of loving someone
But have you considered
That a person who has lost a loved one
Fears losing another loved one again?
If you are my husband
You will probably feel
That your wounds
Or some cuts and scrapes
You will think it is no problem
But I will feel pained and saddened
Let alone the possibility that you lose your life
You are great and I really admire you
But I’m really scared of losing the one I love the most
I probably don’t have same amount of greatness that you do
I hope that my husband
Will forever be at my side
And with me take care of our kids
Forever accompany me
Sorry

Host:
Good
King of the Pine
We have heard contestant 14’s answer
A great pity

Cheerful Praise:
Un-eldest host, hold on a minute
King of the Pine
Normally there would be some people
Leave messages on my blog
And inquire about getting the phone numbers for male contestants
Normally I don’t know
But before we conclude tonight
I earnestly request you to leave your phone number
And I’ll do what I can
Everything that is in my power to do
Okay?

King of the Pine:
Thank you, Cheerful Praise advisor
(Leaves the stage in failure)

I think that her words
Are very correct
Since I chose her
Then I should provide her with a
Warm and cozy family
And normally accompany her at her side
But because of reason associated with my job
I would probably not be able to be with her
I feel that the reasons she gave
I understand
My future thinking is
To continue working as a rescue worker
To keep saving people
And afterwards
If there is someone suitable
If I can find
Someone to be in a mutually loving relationship
To be my faithful companion and grow old together

Host:
I can remember back in 2008
The Wen1 River earthquake
Happened on May 12
And 18 days later the People’s Daily
On May 30th printed an essay
The title was “Deep Distress Resurrects a Nation”
From that day up until now
From the Wen1 River earthquake
To the King Family mountain range coal mine disaster
Up to now
And not long before this was the Treasure Tree earthquake
And it made me think
That essay in the People’s Daily
Our people, our ethnic groups
Have experienced many hardships
Therefore, just like we have just seen
In people like King of the Pine
That they are the backbone of our people
We should express our heartfelt thanks
To him and to his comrades

Because Yan2 Style Good-Looking had lost her father
This type of special reason
In the end she rejected King of the Pine
And this made us all very regretful
Here
We hope that after we broadcast this episode
That all of our female viewers watching at home
If there is anyone
Willing to be with him
You are invited to give us “If you are the one”
A call
Or try us on our official website
And leave us a message
We will pass on your sentiments
We also hope King of the Pine
Can finally pass through our stage here at
“If you are the one”
And find real love
We wish him happiness

29
Jun
10

非诚勿扰:哭泣的士兵(汉语)


The Crying Soldier (May 1, 2010)
I get depressed now and then, but it certainly bummed me out when I heard the inevitable news that 非诚勿扰 was getting cancelled; I say it was “inevitable” because this show is quite simply too creative and too meaningful and witty. After having said that, the next sentence then must inform that this same show is terrible self-contradictory and illogical and sensational. All that said now, I am free to tell everyone: this is the best chinese show ever made.

It was very demanding work to transcribe and transliterate this episode; on the one hand spoken Chinese that is heard is easier to understand and document, but on the other hand it becomes very confusing and draining to listen to facts and logic contradict each other. Let’s get this right into the open: none of this, when taken together as a whole, makes a lick of sense. Any small time lawyer who just made it to the big city will have a field day punching through the gaffs and inconsistency made by this show. I’d get into it but it is honestly worth a whole second essay which I hope to write later on. But let’s get this right into the open as well: much of China’s culture and society doesn’t make any sense. Rituals and customs are strictly followed and behavior and thinking is completely rigid. No one knows why things are the way the are, but more importantly no one ever asks why.

I had mentioned before in my 喜羊羊 “expose” that lying is widespread and condoned in public life. We see that alot in the art that imitates it. Many times on 非诚勿扰 the lack of logic is alarming; can’t people see how hypocritical they are? Don’t they remember what they themselves just said?

But maintaining face and getting results are the most important thing is China. With that the producers of this show must be very proud for having aired this episode in the mainland, for it is the most amazingly subversive and subtle critique of Chinese official culture. This took me a week to do, but it was so worth it. I read back on it and say, “Do people talk like that?” and then I go “Do millions of people watch this and accept this?”

If this really is going off the air, China will be for the worse. 非常勿扰, I miss you already. China wasn’t ready for your genius.

I’ll make the Chinese one post and then the English. First the Chinese.

孟非:
好了,希望下一位
男嘉宾的运气能够好一点
有请3号男生

王松:(24岁) 王松wang2song1 pine tree
大家好,我来自四川 来自lai2zi to come (from someplace), to originate

孟非:
王松,欢迎你
你能不能把你的情况
介绍完整 完整wan2zheng3 completely
年龄,来自哪里

王松:
我24岁,我来自四川

孟非:
成都,宜宾 宜宾yi2bin1 “friendship guest” city
给我们解释一下
你的制服 制服zhi4fu2 uniform

王松:
我是来自四川成都那边
救援对的 救援jiu4yuan2 to go the rescue, to save

孟非:
从掌声当中
我可以想象
和最近国内发生的新闻
有某种联系 某种mou3zhong3 some kind of
你所在的 所在suo3zai4 place, location
救援队的性质是什么 性质xing4zhi4 nature, character, characteristic
全称,把你单位全称告诉我们 全称quan2cheng1 whole name

王松:
国家芙蓉基地驻珙泉中队 芙蓉fu2rong2 lotus; 基地ji1di4 base (military)
驻zhu4 to station (troops) 珙gong3 a kind of jade 泉chuan2 a spring 中队zhong1dui4 a unit composed of several groups

孟非:
可以算国家救援队
你不是在我们这个舞台上
第一个穿制服的
但是是这种特殊的职业 特殊te4shu1 special
应该来说是

乐嘉:
第一个

孟非:
第一个
我们应该对你表示
特别的欢迎
大家掌声鼓励

王松:
谢谢

孟非:
看看台上的24 个女孩
你最喜欢的是哪一位
想一下
(14号)

非常希望你能够
走到男生权利
请出这个女孩
和你面对面

王松:

孟非:
好吧?
对面24 个女孩
对于一身戎装的 对于dui4yu2 PREP regarding, as far as something that is concerned, with regards to; 一身yi4shen1 whole body; 戎rong2 army; 装zhuang1 clothing
我们国家救援队的这位队员
有什么羊的印象
请考虑

(爱之初体验)
请选择
(20/24剩余)

好,你是今天晚上
进入二零俱乐部的
第一位男嘉宾
13号

李梦露:(23岁,五星酒店推销主任)
推销tui1shao1 to promote, market主任zhu3ren2 director head chairman
我觉得就凭他这一身衣服 凭ping2 to rely on; credentials
我第一关就不可能灭他
我对他的职业有一种
崇敬之情 崇敬chong2jing4 to admire, revere
谢谢你

王松:
谢谢

谢佳:(22岁,学生)
之前青海宝树那边地震嘛 青海qing1hai3 province
然后
反正挺揪心的吧让人 揪心jiu1xin1 to worry
所以他的那些个人经历
很让人佩服
很感谢你们,真的

王松:
谢谢,

谢佳:
谢谢

孟非:
我觉得我们也应该
对你说的话表示感谢
好了,我们为20盏灯
看他的个人资料

(爱之再判断–职业:救援队员,收入:1500元/月
大家好,我叫王松
我来自四川宜宾市
那个驻珙泉救援队
我从事我这个救援行业 从事cong2shi4 to undertake, to deal with; 行业hang2ye4 industry
已经三年多
救援的次数也不知道有多少
前前后后救过的人 前前后后qian2qian2hou4hou4 the whole story, from beginning to end
也可能有几十个
印象最深刻的
就是我们那边的洪水事故 洪水hong2shui3 flood
当时一层楼
全部淹没了 淹没yan1mo4 to submerge, to flush

和生命安全
我们通过小皮艇运输财产 艇ting3 small boat; 运输yun4shu1 to transport; 财产cai2chan3 property, possession
换回了一点损失 损失sun3shi1 to lose
自己觉得很自豪的 自豪zi4hao2 proud
我爸爸也有病
在煤矿上班的时候 煤矿mei2kuang4 coal mine
是由于瓦斯突出 由于you2yu2 due to, as a result of, thanks to, owing to; 瓦斯wa3si1 gas
气管里面的那个瓦斯 气管qi4guan3 windpipe, trachea
没有彻底被吸出来以后 彻底che4di3 thorough, completely, all-encompassing
然后得了那个慢性支气管炎 慢性支气管炎man4xing4zhi1qi4guan3yan2 chronic bronchitis; 慢性man4xing4 slow-acting;炎yan2 inflammation, -itis
每次看到我爸爸发病的时候
我流泪
有一次我爸爸差一点过去
我很伤心
当时我还没有参加工作
所以我作为一名 作为zuo4wei2 to accomplish, action, to regard (sth as sth), to look upon (sth as), conduct
矿山救援队员 矿山kuang4shan1 mine
觉得挺自豪
能救每一个人
我觉得挺开心的
我们参加这个矿山救援
有一个宗旨就是 宗旨zong1zhi3 objective, aim, goal, purpose
别人往安全的地方跑
我们往危险的地方去
能救一个我就救一个
能救一双我就救一双
我做到我的职责 职责zhi2ze2 duty, responsibility
尽我的职责尽我的全力
去抢救每一个人

孟非:
我们看到他的眼睛里面
充满着泪水 充满chong1man3 to fill with, to the brim
这个应该是和他很多的
个人体验经历有关系
很多事情是我们难以想象的 难以nan2yi3 hard to (imagine, predict)
刚才那个片子里面有一句话
矿难的时候 矿难kuang4nan4 mining disaster, explosion etc
别人往安全的地方跑
你们往危险的地方跑
王家岭矿难的时候 岭ling3 mountain range
你有同事参加过吗

王松:
我没有去
然后我们成都救援基地
派人去了

孟非:
你参加过矿井里面 矿井kuang4jing3 mine
矿难的救援多少次

王松:
也不知道有多少次了
我耳朵上现在受的伤
也是在那个矿难的时候
救援的时候,受的伤

孟非:
就是次数你已经数不清了

王松:

孟非:
地震,洪水,矿难都去吗

王松:
对,地震,矿难都去

孟非:
你参加过多少次
大约参加过多少次 大约da4yue1 approximately
这种类型的救援工作 种类zhong3lei4 kind, category, type类型lei4xing2 type

王松:
我在工作三年多的时间里
已经记不清了

孟非:
其实我们很想知道
那个具体的数字 具体ju4ti3 definite, specific, detailed, particular数字shu4zi4 number, digit, numeral
对于我们来说
每一次救援
可能都是惊心动魄的 惊心动魄jing1xin1dong4po4 horrifying
每一分钟
但是对他们来说
这是他们习惯的工作
就像你问一个公交司机
他开过多少趟那条线路
他也说不出来一样
我们想知道的是
刚才我看到那片子里面
有你的收入
月薪是1500块钱

王松:

孟非:
这是一个
随时要和死亡打交道的工作 随时sui2shi2 at any time; 死亡si3wang2 death, to die; 打交道da3jiao1dao4 to come into contact with, have dealings with
这个1500 块钱的收入
应该来说,是比较低的
拿着这么低的工资
要冒着生命的危险
动力是什么 动力dong4li4 power, strength

王松:
动力是为了换回国家财产 国家财产guo2jia1cai2chan3 national property
我宁愿牺牲自己 宁愿ning4yuan4 would rather, better 牺牲xi1sheng1 sacrifice oneself, sacrifice
也要为国家换回一点损失
看着别人亲人人团聚的时候
我们也会流泪
我们怎么说呢
人心是肉长的
都有感情
比如说我现在我同事
他们现在就在那个青海救援
我们被留下来了
因为我们那边四川
矿井比较多
也要负责那边
人不能全部去
然后我现在
向青海前线的同事们 前线qian2xian4 front line
和武警官兵 官兵guan1bing1 officers and soldiers
致以最崇高的敬意 致以zhi4yi3 to wish, to express (to the other party)敬意jing4yi4 respect, tribute 崇高chong2gao1 lofty, majestic, lofty
(salutes)

孟非:
我们可以想象
从去年的汶川地震 wen4chuan1; wen4 name of a river
到王家岭矿难
再到后来的青海宝树的地震
你的同事们
都去参加过里面的救援

王松:

孟非:
有哪一位女嘉宾
想有问题问他的
我看到20号刘欢

刘欢:
不好意思

孟非:
你在流眼泪吗?

刘欢:(22岁,个体外资) 个体ge4ti3 individual 外资wai4zi1 foreign capital
不好意思
首先我是
我是对他的职业比较感动
然后是因为
主要是因为那个
他讲到他与父亲之间的
感情

孟非:
你想到了你的父亲吗

刘欢:
不是
我就比较动容 动容dong4rong2 to see from someone’s face that he is moved
所以,不好意思,失态了 失态shi1tai4 to lose oneself

孟非:
袁媛,有要问他的吗

袁媛: 袁媛: 袁yuan2 last name 媛yuan2 beautiful
我觉得你是一个真正的男人
真的

王松:
谢谢

刘海宁:(23岁,私营店业主)私营si1ying2 privately run 业主ye4zhu3 owner, proprieter, business entrepeneur
很多人都说我
说话特别的犀利
但是我想他很多战友 战友zhan4you3 comrade in arms, compatriots
肯定在电视机前 肯定ken3ding to confirm, certainly, affirmative, clear
看我们的节目
我想这个嘉宾
我会把灯给你亮到最后一关
也许我们并不合适
但是是对您的感谢
以及对您战友的感谢 以及yi3ji2 as well as, too, and

孟非:
来,我们看他下一条短片

(情感经历)
王松:
我有小孩的原因呢 原因yuan2yin1 reason
和结婚呢
也是由于家庭的原因
由于我家里面是我一个人
我爷爷奶奶和我爸爸妈妈
都比较心疼我 心疼xin1teng2 love with all’s one’s heart
就是怕我在救援的时候
或者抢险的时候 抢险qiang3xian3 to rush to deal with an emergency
有意外发生
然后他们就见不着我的意思
然后就让我早一点结婚
早一点生子
当时我挺不满意
我觉得这种婚姻
来得太突然了
我觉得我不接受
但是由于我爷爷奶奶
我很心疼我爷爷奶奶
给我讲了原因以后
我接受了
但是我现在挺后悔了
因为我小孩没有了妈妈
我希望能找一个懂事
然后不吸烟,不喝酒
只要对我好,对我儿子
对我家人好,就可以了
如果对我们家人好
我就有一个习惯
我这人是重感情,重情义 情义qing2yi4 affection
我为了她可以
连性命都要这个可能 性命xing4ming4 life
我都有
(剩余11/24)

孟非:
经常我们会听到一些人说 经常jing1chang2 day-to-day, often
我愿意为了你命都不要
这个话大多数情况下 大多数da4duo1shu4 the (great) majority
是说说而已
但是我们相信
站在台上的这位男嘉宾
是完全能够做得到的
大家相信吗
14号

闫风姣:(24岁,化妆师)yan2feng1jiao1 : last name, trend, good-looking cunning
但是我觉得你不应该这样想
因为我知道你很孝顺
很孝顺你爷爷奶奶
还有你很疼爱你的儿子
你为了他们
你也要好好的活着
你要珍惜自己的生命 珍惜zhen1xi1 to value
就是并不一定
把你的家人
要托付给 托付tuo1fu4 to entrust
可能是你觉得
很满意的一个人
就是你要珍惜你的生命
不能轻易的说出 轻易qing1yi4 easily, rashly
你可以连命都不要
我们需要你
国家也很需要你

乐嘉:(性格色彩学创始人) 性格xing4ge2 personality, nature, character 色彩se4cai3 color 创始人chuang4shi3ren2 creator
14号闫风姣很少说话
她今天说这个话的原因
是因为她的爸爸
在很早已经就走掉了
所以看到你的片子
她会有共鸣 共鸣gong4ming2 sympathy, resonance

王松:
谢谢

孟非:
海宁,你还有话要问他吗

刘海宁:
有的时候
我们不一定
就是说,每个人都做的事情
就多么多么好
多么多么伟大
也不是说某个地方地震 某个mou3ge4 one, a
我们都要去就是说去救人
有的时候我们生活中
简简单单的做一件小事
可能这个世界就不一样
每一件好事
可能目的不是说 目的mu4di4 destination, aim, intention
为了让多少人感激你 感激gan3ji1 to appreciate
真的是每个人多做一点
这个世界就会亮了
像天空一样

王松:
谢谢你的评价 评价ping2jia4 to evalute

孟非:
11号,那笛
我该怎么理解
你的灯亮到现在
是对他职业的尊敬
还是你个人的一种选择

那笛:(24岁,职业模特) 那笛na4di4 that flute
我没有任何理由能拒绝他
我觉得他太伟大了
其实我觉得我太配不上你
我做不到你
你想要的很多东西
我亮着灯真的很尊重你
没有任何理由
对不起

孟非:
一个年轻人
这么早就有过一段婚姻
因为家庭的因素 因素yin1su4 element factor
现在还带着一个孩子
他来到这个舞台
实际上一方面 实际shi2ji4 reality, real, practical
是给自己找一个女友
找另一半
很重要的一个因素
也是给他的孩子
找一个妈妈
所以对于台上的女嘉宾而言 而言er2yan2 in this regard
你们要面监着
很多另外的一些压力
乐嘉老师
有什么建议给她们

乐嘉:
但你们要想好啊
就是
我从来没有看到过
能够朴实到 朴实pu3shi2 simple, honest
这种境界的一个人 境界jing4jie4 boundary,level
他可能是从来没有体验过
爱情的人
在根本就不知
爱情是什么滋味的时候 滋味zi1wei4 flavor, feeling
就已经有了一个孩子
然后他现在来
但你们要想好是说
我不讲说讲得特别崇高
但你至少要面对
他有婚史,他有一个孩子
你愿意这么去付出去做吗
不过有一点很肯定
就是如果你当年
看“泰坦尼克”很感动的话
他就是那个
“泰坦尼克”里面的杰克

孟非:
这就是我刚才说的
也许其他男人
也会在甜言蜜语的时候
山盟海誓的时候 山盟海誓shan1meng2hai3shi4 make a pledge of everlasting love
对你说我愿意为你去死
我愿意为你什么
尽管每个人的生命 尽管jin3guan3 despite, although, even though, in spite of
就像闫凤娇说的
要尊重自己的生命
要珍惜自己
为了家人
为了千千万万的人
但是我跟乐嘉的判断
是一样的
这个男人是真的愿意
为他所爱的人
可以放弃生命的那一种
现在我要说
恭喜你进入到了男生权利
(权利反转)反转fan3zhuan3 reverse
(400元约会基金)

孟非:
现在四盏灯亮着
你下面要做的事情是
上去灭掉其中两盏灯
回到这里

王松:

(salutes 灭灯的girls)

孟非:
有请11号,15号
下面我们来看看
王松的心动女生会是谁
大屏幕
14号,闫凤姣

孟非:
我印象中

那笛站到这个位置
次数很少,是吗?
有几次
你能记得吗

那笛:
没有

孟非:
你听到了吗
那笛是第一次
把灯为一个男嘉宾
留到最后,被请出来
这是她的第一次

王松:
谢谢你

孟非:
这也是很罕见的事情 罕见han3jian4 rare
好了,你的第一项权利是
对三个女孩的十项资本资料
可以选择一项,继续了解
看大屏幕

王松:

“是不是介意和公婆住在一起”

孟非:
好,我们看看第八个问题
她们三个女人的回答
那笛:不可能
因为私生活会受到影响
14号,闫凤姣:不介意
15号,温情:不希望住在一起
下一项权利是
你可以找一个
你最关心的问题
继续了解

王松:
我想请问一下
哪位女嘉宾
愿不愿意和我一起
带我的儿子
因为我真的很爱他

孟非:
谁先回答

王松:
14号

闫凤姣:
我还是那句话
其实你的条件我不介意
你的孩子我更不介意
因为我也很喜欢小孩
当然也很希望和你一起带
但是你不够珍惜生命
我知道
你可能是为了国家
或者是为了更多需要
你保护的人
但是我觉得你真的
太不懂得珍惜生命了
你不能那么轻易说出
你可以去死

孟非:
我想闫凤姣说这番话的背景 番fan1 (measure word)
刚才乐嘉老师
已经告诉你了
你明白吗

王松:
明白

孟非:
15号

温情:(23岁,公司财务)
如果两个人相处合得来的话 相处xiang1chu3 get along
孩子应该不是问题
但是你应该会为你的女朋友
或者是
将来生活在一块的另一半
就算不是为了你自己
为了她
也应该珍惜你的生命

孟非:
11号

那笛:
我不知道
你了解我吗
我是一个模特儿
其实我不介意你有什么儿子
或者是家庭
我也不介意,也不嫌弃 嫌弃xian2qi4 cold shoulder
你一个月赚1500块钱
但是我只是想跟你讲清楚
我的这个专业就是每个月
要飞很多很多的地方
我不知道你能不能接受

孟非:

如果你需要一个新的家庭
对你孩子照顾的话
这是非常现实的问题
因为她们的职业
决定了在家的时间可能很少
但是她用把灯留到最后的
这种方式
表达了她的一种
态度
一种情感
希望你能够
把她们三个的回答想清楚

王松:
主持人
我想说一下话可以吗

孟非:
可以

王松:
我为了向你们表示感谢
我向你们致敬,真的
(salutes)
我首先要讲一下
我不是说
我怎么说呢
因为我现在有一个儿子
也挺懂事的
虽然我儿子他妈不在了
但是我觉得我有儿子
有我自己家里面的亲人
我很开心
我想找一个疼他的妈妈
当初他妈走的时候
我甚至跪下来求她 甚至shen4zhi4 even, conjunction
为了儿子能不能不走
她选择了离开
没办法
也可能是因为我种种原因
因为我上班也很忙
没时间陪她
作为一名救援队员
救人是我的职责
既然做了就要做好 既然ji4ran2 since
不是说我牺牲我的性命
首先一点
国家财产和人民的安全
是我们做救援队员的职责
也是去尽我们自己的义务 义务yi4wu4 duty
虽然说我算不上是伟大的人
但是我能尽我自己
微薄的一点力量 微薄wei1bo2 meager
能就一个人
使我真的很开心
为国家换回一点损失
我也很开心

孟非:

谢谢你
现在到了做出
你今晚最后决定的时候

王松:
在最后决定之前

乐嘉:
王松稍等
因为你做了很多
为别人做的事情
所以
从我的个人心态上而言 心态xin1tai4 mentality
我希望你今天是非常欢喜的
能都离开这个舞台
那接下来你会来做选择
那前面孟非已经讲到过了
游戏规则
我不知道你会选择谁
但是我可以很明确的告诉你 明确ming2que4 clear-cut
以我在过往的几期
对你的心动女生的了解 心动xin1dong4 heartbeat; one’s desire, enthusiam is aroused
她曾经
这是她的第二次失态 失态shi1tai4 forget oneself
有一次她受不了了
受不了的原因是
她对于亲人失去的这些恐惧 恐惧kong3ju4 to be frightened
让她没有办法
来接纳这个事实 接纳jie1na4 to be admitted, to be accepted 事实shi4shi2 fact
所以如果你坚持
选你的心动女生的话
因为你的工作
和你的职业本身 本身ben3shen1 itself
会在她身上
留下着不可磨灭的这种烙印 磨灭mo2mie4 obliterate 烙印lao4yin4 impression, brand
所以你很有可能
会铩羽而归 铩sha1 spear 羽yu3 feather
而我非常非常希望你
今天能够非常快乐的
离开这里

孟非:
我觉得乐嘉老师的话的意思
你能听懂吗

王松:

孟非:
很明白了

王松:
明白

孟非:
好,谢谢乐嘉
来,做出今晚最后的决定

王松:
我是对感情
比较执着一个人 执zhi2 hold, take charge of, to stick to
我还是选择14号

孟非:
两位请回位
给你最后一分钟时间

王松:
我不是说
你刚刚说的那个
为了什么都不要命的
不过是看是在什么情况下
比如说,在我去救援的时候
我每次都是
冲在最前面的第一个
因为什么呢
因为别人在受困难的时候
应该作为救援队员 作为zuo4wei2 accomplish, action, to regard (sth as sth), to look upon sth as, conduct
应该第一个出现在现场
有时候受伤了
同事说,战友说你身上流血了
受伤了
然后我们很笑嘻嘻地就说
没事
然后就说
受困的人还在里面
我们要先把那些事情
处理完了之后 处理chu3li3 to handle, to deal with, to treat, to process
再处理我们的事
我们一起来的那个朋友
他们问我
你工资这么少
你为啥还要干这个工作呢 为啥wei2sha2 why
我说自己觉得开心
就可以了
能救每一个人
也是我们的职责
我也觉得很开心

孟非:

我希望14号
你通过刚才这么长一段时间
对他的情况应该有了一个
非常清楚的了解
现在是你做出决定的时候了

闫凤姣:
我知道你有你爱人的方式
但是你有没有想过
一个失去过亲人的人
很怕再次失去自己最爱的人
如果你是我的爱人
你可能会觉得
你身上的伤
或者是你的一点磕碰 磕碰ke1peng4 to knock, to clash
你会觉得无所谓
但是我会心痛
何况你失去生命呢 何况he2kuang4 much less, let alone(CONJ)
你很伟大,我很佩服你
但是我很怕失去我最爱的人
我可能真的没有你那么伟大
我希望我的爱人
永远在我身边
跟我一起照顾孩子
永远陪着我
对不起

孟非:

王松
我们听到了14号的回答
很遗憾

乐嘉:
孟非稍等一下
王松
经常会有人
在博客上留言给我
向我询问男嘉宾的电话号码 询问xun2wen4 inquire about
我一概不知道
但是我结束以后
恳请留下你的电话号码 恳请ken3qing3 earnestly request
我做一些我有可能
力所能及做的事情 力所能及li4suo3neng2ji2 that which is in one’s power to do
好吗

王松:
谢谢你,乐嘉老师
(失败退场)

我觉得她说的这句话
很正确
既然我选择了她 既然ji4ran2 since, as, this, being the case
就应该给她一个
温暖而温馨的家 温馨wen1xin1 cozy
和经常在她身边陪她
但是由于我工作的原因
可能陪不了她
我觉得她说得很有道理
我理解
我未来的想法就是
继续做我的救援工作
救每一个人
然后就是
如果有合适的话
找到一个
自己相爱的人在一起
相伴到老

孟非:
我想起2008年的时候
汶川地震
是5月12号
在18天之后的人民日报
5月30号有一篇文章
标题叫“多难兴邦” 多难兴邦duo1nan4xing1bang1 deep distress resurrects a nation
从那一天起一直到现在
我们走过了汶川地震
走过了王家岭矿难
走过到现在
前不久的宝树地震 前不久qian2bu4jiu3 not long before
让我想起了
人民日报的这篇文章
我们的民族
经历了很多的苦难
所以刚才像我们看到的
王松这样的人
是我们这个民族的脊梁 脊梁jiu3liang2 backbone, willpower courage
我们向他和他的同事战友们
表示我们的敬意
闫凤姣因为从小失去了父亲
这样一个非常特殊的原因
最终拒绝了王松
这给我们留下了非常大地遗憾
在这里
我们希望今天的节目播出以后
电视机前的女观众当中
如果有人
愿意和他走到一块的
欢迎给我们“非诚勿扰”
打电话
或者在我们的官方网站 官方guan1fang1 official
给我们留言
我们会转达你的爱意
我们也希望王松
最终可以通过我们
“非诚勿扰”的平台
找到真爱
我们祝他幸福

Genius. These guys who made this show are too smart.

29
Jun
10

非诚勿扰: 富二代 Rich Second Generation (English)


This is the English transcript of the 富二代Rich Second Generation episode of 非诚勿扰。

Enjoy. Cry. Laugh a little.

Once again, I’d appreciate any suggestions or help with the transcript.

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

Cloud Superior:
Hi everybody, my name is Murdering Cloud Superior
I am 23 years old.

Host:
Welcome, Murdering Cloud Superior
Glance over the 24 girls facing you
Got a good look?
(he chooses Contestant 11)
Whether or not you are able to date your choice of girl
depends upon your ability as a man
To the 24 ladies directly opposite me
Give a glance over to
The not so obviously confident young man in front of you
Killer Cloud Superior
What is your first impression?
Please think it over.

Please make your selection
(after a moment of consideration, 16 women reject him)
(remainder: 8/24)
After mulling it over for so long
They have left you with a lucky number
Of the total remaining contestants
Horse Promise, why have you put out your light?

Horse Promise:
I feel that only a young man with nice wide shoulders can provide me with the comfort of security

Cloud Superior:
Really? I think that you’re really strange. I think that a young man whose stature is proportionate can give the comfort of feeling secure as well as be pleasing to the eye, don’t you think?

Horse Promise:
But I like young men with broad wide shoulders; is that okay with you?

Cloud Superior:
For sure

Horse Promise
Well, thank you

Cloud Superior:
[in English] Okay

Host:
Killer Pondering 7-9am

Pondering 7-9am:
He just said that his stature is better than most, but I feel that his legs are too short and the trunk of his body is too long, I find you inappropriate for me

Cloud Superior:
So is what you are saying is that
Your body parts are all in proportion?
I find you very strange

Pondering 7-9am:
I think you don’t have any manners

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
How you found
Whenever someone gives an answer
He likes to answer back
intensely?

Host:
Correct,
Because we have seen those male contestants
Whose background aren’t bad, who are good-looking
All round good guys
And when the girls answer back just they have like right now
These guys silently just accept it all
Even while wearing a smile on their face

Cloud Superior:
I don’t like it
Because that’s how I am, that’s my character
I’m just like that
I think these girls are all hypocritical
I’m the one honest person here
I think they are all just pretending

Horse Promise:
Who’s hypocritical?

Cloud Superior:
Beats me
I’m just saying hypocritical people are hypocritical
If you’ve been following my words you’ll know who I’m talking about

Some Unidentified Chick: (S.U.C.)
Hold it! Un-eldest Host, let’s see the next segment.

Host:
Let’s watch this tape detailing his personal information

[Fundamental Information]
Hi everybody, my name is Murdering Cloud Superior
I am 23 years old
I work at a negotiable securities company
And also have my own business
This year I have been making preparations for my store
My store is located in a mall
A large scale
Spicy sichuanese restaurant
I believe all of you ladies who enjoy eating spicy food
Will definitely enjoy it
And I will welcome you
As my loyal customers.
If you come here
I can treat you to eat for free
The business of negotiable securities is
One that is day to day and uncertain, for sure
Because recently the market prices have not been good
Therefore I say that recently things have been “easy come, easy go”
And I put down that place(?)
But really it doesn’t matter
Regarding the knowledge of market prices sometimes
Each month I can make 30 to 50 thousand
It isn’t too bad

Host:
The Military Sound of Wind and Rain, do you find the amount of his salary to be satisfactory?

The Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
It’s alright

Host:
Wormwood Jade, and you?

Wormwood Jade:
Not too shabby
However, I want to eat spicy
I hope he can take me out to go eat spicy food

Cloud Superior:
Can do
As long as you’re up for it we can go everyday

Wormwood Jade:
Really? Do I really have this honor?

Cloud Superior:
Yes, you do, just give it a try

Host:
Mustache First Monarch, do you like to eat spicy?

Mustache First Monarch:
Very much so
Also there is…

Host:
With your voice being the way it is
And yet still insisting on eating spicy food
Will you be able to speak?

First Monarch:
Can do, the more the merrier

Host:
Ok. “Miami”, you have put your light out but you still want to say something

“Miami”: (her Chinese name is meaningless and it sounds just like the English name for “Miami”)
That’s right, I can look at this guy all day long and still not know him
I want to ask you
Do you have anything else that you’d like to strut your stuff with?
You “new money” second generation?

Cloud Superior:
I haven’t been showing off
I just like what I do
I think this is none of your business to complain about

“Miami”:
I think that your current condition
Is similar to an infant who hasn’t been weaned off breastfeeding yet
Your mother won’t give you her teat to suck
So you cry out “Waaah! Waaah!”
I think you owe an apology to
To your father and mother for having them give you this life and position
I think you have the ability to grow up to be a completely mature adult
And become a wonderful person

Host:
Good! Now come, let’s watch
And discover why he is at this station in life
We have just talked about his salary
Let’s take a look
At how much he owns in his bank account
On the big screen!

(6000000yuan)
Host:
If my eyes do not deceive me
Then that figure should be six million
“Miami”, if you accept what we have just heard
Please tell all of us

“Miami”: (stammering)
Yes
I think that a man
At the time when you are choosing a girlfriend
We ladies are not saying “We are going to get a bank card”,
“Whoever has the highest position, I want that person’s card”
I take into consideration the emotions, I take into consideration the individual!

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain, just now you wanted to say something

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
Right from the very beginning, I haven’t said a word
Because I feel that a man
Who has such confidence,
After all, has his reasons for being like so
Before, I very much wanted to know
The source of all his confidence
And now, I know
I think that a man who has capitalist confidence (or confidence in money)
Is a very good man

Host:
Contestant #1, Thank Excellence
For a long time we haven’t talked to you
We would like to know your thoughts on this matter

Thank Excellence:
Each person is a book
I would like to read this particular book
And see how it ends
The reason why I haven’t put out my light
Is because I have been enjoying watching
His display of confidence
Because although we Chinese pay particular attention to the “Golden Mean” (everything in moderation)
We, however, also need this way of doing things
People with courage
Otherwise everyone will be the same and act in moderation
Forever stuck in their shells
Forever never wanting to come out
This type of person can be different

Host:
Murdering Cloud Superior, what does he normally like to do?
Next clip please

[Interests and Hobbies]
Cloud Superior:
Normally I hang out with my friends
We go racing, we go to bars
We go clubbing, we go to karaoke
Later we go play golf
Or go fishing
Nothing too spectacular
Anyways the speed isn’t too fast
We go drifting
We go skidding
These are things I’m all good at doing
This car is the one I usually use for fun
Actually at my home
I have a few more other cars
At present my best car
Is my BMW 3 Series (blah blah blah-sorry I don’t understand the tech talk)
Right now I in the process of modifying it
Let me think, oh yeah
Doesn’t Horse Promise really like BMW cars?
Since she wants to cry so much
Would it be better to come cry in my BMW
I think it wouldn’t be so bad

Host:
Our rules are
Once you have put out your light, you can not put it back on again
This is based on principle
Horse Promise, if I could bend the rules for you
And let you put the light back on again
Would you be willing to do so?

Horse Promise:
Forget it, I don’t like people who show off better than me
(spoken: Forget it, I don’t like people who fart smellier than I do)

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain, after you have watched this video
Say a bit of what you’re feeling for us to hear

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
Very good
But I’d just like to ask you one question:
Where did your money you so like to show-off come from?
(spoken: Where did you stinky fart money come from?)

Cloud Superior:
I a) did not steal and b) did not rob
It was earned by myself
I have a clear conscience about it

Military Sound of Wind and Rain:
It was all made completely by yourself?
Did you somehow make money before the first time you did business?
Was your first use of capital your own money?

Cloud Superior:
Actually my parents had a bit part in helping me with my first amount of capital
But, it was my buying shares on the stock market that really made the capital into what it is

Host:
Everybody knows
That the first start-up capital is the hardest to come by
But you said that your parents had a small hand in helping you with this
How can we understand?
Can you explain for us:
Your parents gave you
your start-up money
and then you took it from there and made it grow, is that right?

Cloud Superior:
You can understand it that way
But I think that parents
That give their children a sum of money
That is to say, to give them capital to do business with
These parents are showing confidence in their child and their talents
First, you have to establish this talent and skill
And then your parents will have confidence in you
And then they will give you the money, correct?
Moreover, I have not wasted this money they have given me
I have not gone spending this money
Instead, I have made this money grow
I feel that this thing
That is to say, my ability here
Is why I turned out this way.

Host:
Do you believe that in this world
If someone with abilities far greater than yours
But because their parents
Did not give them start-up capital
Could they end up in a tragic situation?

Cloud Superior:
I don’t believe it
Because I feel
Regarding one person’s abilities
Regarding even if they didn’t have money in the beginning to start with
They can still succeed

Host:
I’d like to ask, Thanks Excellence
With this particular book you have turned a page
What is your feeling?
After reading what is your feeling?

Thank Excellence:
I am just a regular family person
I am willing to say
But I believe
Although my family circumstances is just average
I believe I can utilize my ability
And my own two hands
To give myself everything I ever wanted
So therefore, sorry to say, I don’t like you

Plum Dawn Graceful:
I’d just like to ask you
Up until now
Your bank account has reached six million
Have you thought about repaying your parents?
You have bought for yourself three sports cars
Have you bought a present for your parents yet?
Have you considered them on their birthdays
During their anniversary
Have you accompanied them, have you shown them filial piety?
Have you thought about using your money to repay your debt to society?

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
In all truthfulness I really admire Cloud Superior
The thing I admire about you the most is
That up until now
I have not seen a person as brave as you
And so from the bottom of my heart, I’m telling you: I admire you
Even if, whether you know it or not
You are willing to fly in the face of the will of the people
How do I say it
Ah, this way
Have you heard last year in China
A lot of
Accidents were caused by children of wealthy parents
That caused bitterness and grievous bodily harm

Cloud Superior:
I know I know

Cheerful Praise:
You could talk about drifting and skidding
And talk about them in this light-hearted way
Don’t you think…

Cloud Superior:
There’s something I should clear up first
Just driving on the road has its own risks
However, the risk doesn’t come from the car
But instead from the person driving the car
And whether or not they have the skill to drive it

Cheerful Praise:
So anybody who gets into an accident
Will have said, “I think
My skill is apt and capable”

Cloud Superior:
I think these people who get into accidents are not certain of themselves
They don’t have the proper skill to drive

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
Therefore you feel you have no problem then?
You feel you are sufficiently able to drive

Cloud Superior:
That’s right, I have the skill to drive well

Host:
In other words
As we just saw in that short clip
Cheerful Praise just brought up these couple of details from the video
It was Advisor Cheerful Praise talking about that kind of drifting
Because of these few details
Combined with last year and the many things that happened
People will naturally connect them together.
The things that you have glossed over
Perhaps, will your words cancel the painful memories of some people?
Have you thought about this?

Cloud Superior:
I’ve thought about it
However not everybody is the same
Actually those who made the scandal are just one aspect of the whole problem
Actually there are a lot of things to consider
Traffic accidents happen every day, you know?
Every day it happens
But because these particular cars weren’t modified
You don’t hear about them since they aren’t scandalous and controversial
Actually the risk is the same

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
In the middle of that clip you were in
In an unprecedented action
And for the first time a contestant directly addressed the ladies in the roll call
“Horse Promise, don’t you want to ride in a BMW?
Then get in “Daddy’s” car and let’s go for a ride.”
Therefore you personally invested yourself in this matter
While you were saying these words
Did you feel you were absolutely able
To take Horse Promise away
Or did you feel
After saying these things
You could whisk any of these girls away?

Horse Promise:
Oh no, the main thing I was trying to say is
Not just any old BMW will do for me
I really do want to be taken away in a BMW, that’s correct
But there are just so many BMW’s to choose from
That’s what I mean

Cloud Superior:
No problem, at that time I was saying that
The reason is because
I saw your video (in which she said she’s rather sit in a BMW than on the back of a bike)

Host:
Just a little joke, that’s all

Cloud Superior:
That’s right, you don’t have to take it so seriously

Horse Promise:
Not so, I wasn’t even answering your question
I was answering Advisor Cheerful Praise’s question, thank you

Cheerful Praise, Advisor:
On the outside these two people are grinning cheekily
But on the inside these two are trading stinging verbal barbs
Really wonderful!

Host:
Okay, right now dealing with this question
We have spent a lot of time discussing this
At present we still have six lights still in operation
Let’s take a look at his friends
How do his friends evaluate Murdering Cloud Superior

Interview with Friend:
The great thing about Murdering Cloud Superior
Is all about how he treats girls with such generosity
Take me, for instance, one of his good friends in his inner circle
This year for my birthday
I said I wanted a SLK200
And he gave it to me
But he treats girls …(can’t be hear over the roar of lights being put out)
Even a bottle of water…

Host:
Generally speaking
When this solemn and stirring music
Thunders forth
The stage is quiet
Why did the whole stage burst forth with applause?
Come give us an explanation

Thank Dictionary Corn:
You and her are just
Very naïve! Your relationship with her is that of “friends”
Friends don’t give each other sport cars as gifts!

“Pan Goldenrain Tree”(?)
So what do you give your girlfriend as a gift?

Cloud Superior:
Take a guess

Thank Dictionary Corn:
Two sport cars?

Cloud Superior:
I don’t think words could be said that way (“I don’t think you can say it that way” – but it seems different in meaning to say it like that)
Since the two of us together
Have been through a lot together
In my most difficult times
She has helped me
I have benefited from being with her
so what’s a few sport cars?

Host:
Military Sound of Wind and Rain

Sound of Wind and Rain:
We two are in the same line of work
But your capital is from your parents
Mine is by me earning it myself
But what I earned myself
I won’t act like the show-off you are
What you earned and what your parents gave you
Spent the feeling, isn’t the same (?)

Host:
Okay, this discussion has neared its end
I think, because all the lights have been put out
This situation with Murdering Cloud Superior
Right now anything you have to say about him
Is more or less meaningless
Alas, such a pity, Murdering Cloud Superior

(Failure: Retreating)

Cloud Superior:
A lot of people were hypocritical, I think
I think they deep down
Honestly don’t think that way
I don’t know if deep down
If they will leave me their phone numbers
If they will come seek me out
Because I think
What’s so bad about being rich?
I’m not being petty, I don’t want to spoil them
I also don’t want to pay attention to whomever she is
I just want to find the girl of my dreams
I think she hasn’t appeared
Because she hasn’t been honest enough with herself

Host: (final thought)
Life is an abundance of colors
People come in all types and varieties
On our stage
We will see every type and every kind of person
Who treat life, money, and love
All with different attitudes.

29
Jun
10

非诚勿扰: 富二代

This is a transcript in Chinese of 非诚勿扰,the best show in Mainland China (until it gets cancelled, which is soon. Watching this show actually made me want to learn Chinese, and then we have this blog.

Please enjoy. Any mistakes please let me know, I’d love to make this a transcript that is actually correct.

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

(云超)
大家好,我叫刘云超
今年23岁

(孟非)
刘云超,欢迎你
对面24个女孩看一遍
看好了吗
(11号)
能不能把她请出来
要看你能不能走到男生权利
对面的24个女孩
看看这位
没什么太大信心的男生
刘云超
你们的第一印象如何
请考虑

(爱之初体验)
(孟非)
请选择
(剩余:8/24)
想了半天
还给你一个吉样数字
还有把盏灯
马诺,为什么灭灯?

(马诺)
我觉得男孩子肩膀宽宽,有安全感

(云超)
是吗?我觉得你挺奇怪的,我觉得男孩子身材比例好
就有安全感,最美观,不是吗

(马诺)
但我喜欢肩膀宽一点的男孩子,不行吗

(云超)
可以啊

(马诺)
那谢谢

(云超)
OK

(孟非)
刘思辰

(思辰)
他刚刚说身体比较好,我觉得他腿短身子长,我没觉得你好

(云超)
那你的意思是
你身材比例很好吗
我觉的很奇怪啊

(思辰)
我觉得你很不礼貌

(乐嘉)
你有没有发现
反正是别人说话
他都喜欢去回应
强烈地回应

(孟非)

因为我们看到有些男生
条件也不错,长得也很帅
各方面条件都不错
也有女孩像刚才那样说话
他都默默地听着
然后就是面带笑容的

(云超)
我不喜欢
因为这就是我自己的个性啊
我就是这样
我觉得她们太虚伪了
我就很真实啊
我觉得她们那样是假装的

(马诺)
说谁虚伪呢

(云超)
我不知道啊
我在说虚伪的人虚伪啊
你跟我对话说明

停,孟非老师,下一个环节吧

(孟非)
我们看他的个人资料

(爱之再判断—基本资料)
(云超)
大家好,我叫刘云超
今年23岁
我从事证券公司方面的事情
还有一些做生意
今天正在筹备我的店
我的店开在商场里面
然后一个很大型的
麻辣春锅的店
我相信你们爱吃辣的女生
一定会非常喜欢
然后欢迎你们
当我的忠实顾客
然后你们来
我可以免费请你们吃哦
证券方面的工作
就是看天吃饭嘛,对吗
因为最近大行情不太好
也放那搁着
但无所谓吗
有的时候行情一起来的话
每个月挣个三五万
没有什么问题

(孟非)
武潇,你觉得他的收入状况满意吗

(武潇)
还可以吧

(孟非)
薛璐呢

(薛璐)
不错啊
但是我想吃辣
我希望他能带我去

(云超)
可以啊
只要你喜欢可以天天去啊

(薛璐)
我有这个荣幸吗

(云超)
有啊,试一试啊

(孟非)
胡元君,喜欢吃辣吗

(胡元君)
蛮喜欢吃辣的
还有那个

(孟非)
你的嗓子都这样了
还吃辣
能说话吗

(元君)
可以的,越来越好

(孟非)
好,马伊咪,你灯灭了,还想问

(马伊咪
对啊,我特别看不惯他
我想问你
你有什么好炫耀的
富二代多的是

(云超)
我没有炫耀啊
我就喜欢啊
我觉得你管不着啊

(马伊咪)
我觉得你现在的状态
就像一个没有断奶的小孩子
妈妈不给你奶吃
你你就哇哇叫
我觉得你对不起
你爸妈给你的这个身份
我觉得你完全可以成熟
可以做得很棒

(孟非)
好,来,我们看一下
为什么他会这样的状态
刚才说到他收入的问题
我们来看一看
他的个人存款有多少
大屏幕

(6000000元)
我的眼睛没数错的话
应该是六百万
马伊咪你接着刚才的话
往下说

(马伊咪)(stammering)
对啊
我觉得一个男人
你是过来选女朋友的
我们不是说去拿一张银行卡
谁的位数多,我拿哪一张
我是看感情的,我是看人的

(孟非)
武潇你刚才想说话

(武潇)
我从一开始,我就没说话
因为我觉得一个男人
这么有自信
总归是有他的道理
我之前非常想知道
他的自信的出处
现在我知道了
我觉得男人有资本自信
是好事

(孟非)
1号谢佳
很长时间没有问你了
想听听你对这个事情的看法

(谢佳)
每个人都是一本书
我想读一读这本书
到底是怎么样的
然后现在没有灭灯的原因
也是因为我比较欣赏
他的自信
因为虽然中国讲究中庸之道
不过也是需要这样的
有魄力的人才
不然都是中庸的话
永远包在壳里
永远没有想冲出来的
那种可能

(孟非)
刘云超,平常都喜欢做点什么事
下一个短片

(爱之再判断—兴趣爱好)
(云超)
平时跟朋友一起
玩玩车啊,去去酒吧啊
泡泡吧,K歌啊
然后打打高尔夫啊
然后钓钓鱼
也不是特别厉害吧
反正速度还可以
然后漂移啊
然后甩尾啊
都是我的拿手
这个车只是我平时玩的车
然后其实我家里
还有好几辆车
现在最好的一辆
是宝马3系的效蓬矫跑(?)
然后现在正在改装中
我想想,对了
马诺是不是挺喜欢宝马车的呀
她既然那么想哭泣
不如来我宝马这里哭泣
我觉得还不错啊

(孟非)
我们的规则是
灯灭了,不可以在亮起来
这是一个原则
马诺,如果我为你网开一面
允许你那灯再亮起来
你愿意吗

(马诺)
算了,我不喜欢比我还爱现的人
[比我还臭屁的人]

富二代言语傲慢遭姐们围攻

(孟非)
武潇,那个片子看完了
说点观后感给我们听听

(武潇)
挺好
但是我想问你一下
你这么爱现的本钱来自哪里
[你这么臭屁的本钱来自哪里]

(云超)
我觉得我一没偷二没抢
是自己挣的
我心安理得

(武潇)
你全部都是自己挣的
你做生意自史以来
第一笔钱是你自己的吗?

(云超)
第一笔钱毕竟父母少量参与点
但是是我做股票做起来的

(孟非)
大家都知道
第一桶金是最来之不易的
但是你说父母少量参与
我们该怎么理解
可不可以理解为
你父母给了你
第一笔启动的钱
然后你把它越滚越大

(云超)
可以这样理解
但是我觉得父母嘛
给孩子第一桶金
就是说给他这个资本
相信他去运作这个能力
首先你要建立这个能力
要父母去相信你
他才会给你,对吗
而且我没有去浪费
没有去花销
而是让它越来越多
我觉得这个东西
只能说我的能力在这(儿)
所以才会这样

(孟非)
你相信这个世界上
有比你能力更强的
但是因为他们爹妈
没有给他第一笔启动资金
而混得很惨吗

(云超)
我不相信
因为我觉得
一个人的能力强的话
他即使没有那个给的基金的话
他依然可以起来

(孟非)
我想问一下,谢佳
这本书你又翻了一页了
你的感觉是
读后感是

(谢佳)
我是一个家庭很一般的人
我敢在这说出来
但是我相信
虽然我家境很一般
但是我能靠我的能力
和我的双手
得到我想要的一切
所以,对不起,我不喜欢你

(李晓娜)
我想问一下你
你到目前为止
你的存款已经达到六百万了
那你有想过回报你的父母吗
你为自己买了三辆跑车
你有给你父母买什么礼物吗
有想到在他们的生日
在纪念日的时候
去陪陪他们,孝顺一下他们吗
有想过用你的钱去回报社会吗

(乐嘉老师)
我其实非常佩服云超
我最佩服你的一点是
我到目前为止
没有见到比你胆子更大的人
所以我发自内心的佩服你
就是你知道不知道
你能够冒天下之大不韪
怎么讲
可以到
你知道在去年在中国发生了
非常非常多的
是个富二代撞车
导致很多人惨痛伤亡的事情

(云超)
我知道我知道

(乐嘉)
你可以把漂移和甩尾
讲得如此地轻松
你不觉得…

(云超)
但是我有一点我要说明
车开在路上本来就有风险
但风险不来源于车辆
而来源于驾驶它的人
有没有这个能力去驾驶它

(乐嘉)
所有出事的人
都会说我觉得
我的能力没有问题

(云超)
我觉得他们不确定自己
他没有能力驾驭它

(乐嘉)
所以你觉得你很没问题
你觉得你足够驾驭

(云超)
对啊,我有这个能力驾驭

(孟非)
换句话说
刚才那个短片里面
乐嘉提到的几个细节
是乐嘉老师讲的什么漂移啊
因为这几个细节
和去年发生的那么多事情
人们会自然的联系在一起
那一些你说得轻描淡写的东西
也许会勾起很多人很痛苦的回忆
你有想到过吗

(云超)
我想到过
但是我觉得人跟人不一样
其实他们曝光的只是这一面
其实很多事情
车祸每天都在发生,你知道吗
每天都在发生
但是那些车辆因为没有改装
而不被曝光出来
其实风险是一样的

(乐嘉)
你在VCR当中
史无前例地
第一次直接点名说
马诺,你不是想坐宝马吗?
那你上爷的车来坐坐呀
所以我特别有兴趣的知道是说
当你说这句话的时候
你是觉得你肯定可以
把马诺给带走
还是你觉得
这句话说出去以后
可以把其他的女孩给带走

(马诺)
不是,主要我是说
不是每个开宝马的
我都要跟他们走,对吧
那开宝马的太多了
是这样吧

(云超)
没有啊,我当时说这话
原因是因为
我看了她那个视频啊

(孟非)
一个小小的玩笑而已

(云超)
对啊,不要太当真啊

(马诺)
不是,我也没有回答你的问题
我在回答乐嘉老师的问题,谢谢

(乐嘉)
表面上两个人嬉皮笑脸
其实里面是唇枪舌战
非常精彩

(孟非)
好,现在我们在这个问题上
花的时间已经很多了
现在还有六盏灯亮着
我们来看一看他的朋友
刘云超的朋友怎么评价他

(朋友采访)
(刘云超的朋友,女的)
刘云超的优点
在于他对女孩子特别大方
像我是他的圈中的好友算是
今年过生日的时候
我说我想要辆车SLK200
送给我了
但是他对女朋友却很XX
就连一瓶水都X得给她买

(孟非)
一般来说
当这个悲壮的音乐
响起来的时候
现场都是沉默的
为什么刚才全场响起了掌声
来给我解释一下

(谢典谷)
你和她就只是
很单纯的啊,朋友关系吗
朋友你会送一辆跑车吗

(潘栾?)
那你送你女朋友什么呀

(云超)
你猜啊

(谢典谷)
两辆跑车

(云超)
我觉得话不能这么说
因为我们是一起
经过很多事情的
在我最困难的时候
她有帮助给我
她给我的利益
远远不少于这辆跑车

(孟非)
武潇

(武潇)
我们俩是同行
但是你的资本是你父母给的
我的是自己挣的
但是我自己挣来
我不会像你这么得瑟
你挣来的钱和父母给的钱
花的感觉就是不一样

(孟非)
好了,这个讨论到最后
我想,因为灯已经都灭了
这个事情对刘云超来说
现在你们说什么事情
可能都没有太大的意义了
好,非常遗憾,刘云超

(失败腿场)

(云超)
很多人很虚伪啊,我觉得
我觉得她们心里
不是这样想的
我不知道她们私底下
会不会给我留电话
会不会找我
因为我觉得
有钱没什么不好啊
我不屑,我不想宠着她们
我也不想理会她们是谁
我只是选我心目中的女孩子
我觉得没有出现
是因为我觉得她们不够诚实

(孟非) final thought
生活是丰富多彩的
人也是多种多样的
我们这个舞台上
我们会看到各种各样的人
对生活对金钱,对爱情
都有着不同的态度